at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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