On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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