You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Dick very happy bro
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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