Even the bartender felt bad for me
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
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