I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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