if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
