I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
do herpes really smell.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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