Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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