I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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