they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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