The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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