Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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