I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Randomize
