i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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