11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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