there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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