like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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