We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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