I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
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