He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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