we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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