I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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