After last night, I could never be a politician.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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