Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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