Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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