is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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