Duck Duck Cougar?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Edward fifth and chaser hands
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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