No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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