a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I made him laugh his dick is mine
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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