But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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