clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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