Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
