I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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