she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Randomize
