What a fucking waste of an outfit
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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