Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
He has the fingertips of a God
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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