so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
smell my finger.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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