so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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