All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Porn is love you can see.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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