it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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