just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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