wakey wakey hands off snakey
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Even the bartender felt bad for me
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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