Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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