You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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