I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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