she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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