Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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