Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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