Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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