I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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